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toth42
Cowboy
Ble Medlem: 04 Nov 2003
Innlegg: 4849
Bosted: Det blide sørland
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 Tankekors?
> Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis,
would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
> Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.
> Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's
had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
day.
> Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
> Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said
YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
>And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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always eat the yellow snow - it could be beer!
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fungi
SteinHakkeToillat
Ble Medlem: 24 Nov 2004
Innlegg: 267
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1. Ja, for hennes skyld ville jeg foreslått abort. Jeg tror ikke hun fikk det noe lettere av å få enda en unge.
2. Viser blandt annet at man bør vite hva politikere står for før man velger dem. Jeg hadde nok foretrukket å slippe å velge noen av politikerne. Men om jeg måtte hadde jeg nok valgt nummer to; Det at mannen har blitt kastet ut av kontoret to ganger betyr blant annet at det er såpass med tak i ham at han klarte å komme tilbake.
3. angående arken kontra titanic er vel ikke det heeelt riktig. I følge historien fikk så vidt jeg vet Noah god hjelp av Gud. Og jeg ville ikke kalle Gud en amatør..?
4. Regner med at det er flere som er blitt arrestert for flere av de forbrytelsene der, så over halvparten har sikkert ikke gjort noe spesielt ille, men likevel er det for mange når det gjelder å lage lover. Lovene gjelder dem også.
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