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Tittan
Erkegranul
Ble Medlem: 17 Mar 2004
Innlegg: 3272
Bosted: Trondheim
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 Verdens beste rollespill er ute igjen!
Hva er det viktigste når du spiller rollespill? Jo, det er å ha det gøy mens du spiller. I Paranoia XP er det obligatorisk å ha det gøy!
Du er Troubleshooter i Alpha Complex. Hva en Troubleshooter gjør? Du finner trøbbel, og så skyter du det. Hva slags spørsmål er det borger? Den store Computeren, vår alles beste venn og skaperen av alt som er hyggelig og gøy, har gjort deg en tjeneste ved å la deg nå sikkerhetsklarering RØD. Aldri mer trenger du å jobbe på IRMTR (InfraRed Moving Target Range), som blink... Med mindre du havner i en snafu - da er det henrettelse og degradering som står for tur...
Hysterisk morsomt, en parodi på alt og alle. PARANOIA XP må bare prøves! 
http://www.paranoia-live.net/news.php
Last ned programmet JParanoia og du kan spille Paranoia online - hvis det er nok dsgf-ere som laster ned skal jeg kjøre et spill eller to for dere. Jeg har vært med siden tidlig på 90-tallet og jeg kjenner Computeren personling.
Tittan-U-GAL
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Sjefolainen!
 Skrevet: Ons 06 Okt 2004, 12:06 |
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Tittan
Erkegranul
Ble Medlem: 17 Mar 2004
Innlegg: 3272
Bosted: Trondheim
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A Non-example of play
If Popular Fantasy RPG worked like PARANOIA
Gamemaster: You're all in a long dungeon hallway with a drit floor, stone walls and an arching stone ceiling. There are burning torches in wall sconces every ten feet. You see one door.
Warrior Player: What color is the stone?
GM: Sort of orange.
Rogue Player: Aaah! I'm only Clearance RED! Get me out of here!
Priest Player: I'm casting Mass raise security clearance to make us all ORANGE. [Passes note to the GM: 'I'm also casting Subvert to Communism on the warrior'.]
Wizard Player: I'm using the Gem of Memory to document the priest's spellcasting. I, uh, may want to study his technique later.
Priest: Of course, of course. [Looks significanlty at the rogue, whom he subverted earlier. The rogue nods and passes a note to the GM. The GM rolls a 20-sided die (1d20).]
GM: All right. You're all ORANGE for the moment and can pass safely down the hallway. Your orders, you recall, were to investigate the door. [Passes note to warrior: 'You feel a strange, treasonous impulse to overthrow the existing social order and restore power to the people.']
Warrior [Gulps]: Come, Comra -- fellow heroes, let us break down the door!
Wizard: Wait! Did you almost call us 'Comrades*? That's a Commie word!
Priest: Of course he didn't. I heard nothing of the sort.
Rogue: Nor I. Are you leveling false accusations against our leader? That's treason.
Wizard: Don't anybody move! I'm not only leveling accusations, I'm leveling my Wand of Fireballs against all three of these traitors. By the way, I'm recording all this with the Gem of Memory.
GM: When you reach for it, you notice the Gem is missing.
Rogue: Uh-oh! You've lost a valuable magical item. That'll mean a heavy fine at the guildhall.
Wizard: I'm firing a fireball at all of them!
GM [Rolls a 20-sided die]: I'm sorry, it appears your experimental Wand of Fireballs has backfired. In a trice you are immolated in a ball of flame. Fortunately the fire is orange, so at least your charred body hasn't breached its proper security clearance. Scratch one wizard. Your next simulacrum has been dispatched from the guildhall and should arrive shortly.
Wizard: You bastards are gonna pay.
GM: No comments from the currently dead, please. Suddenly the door opens. A huge hobgoblin in leather armor stands there with his broadsword drawn. On his chest you see the mark of a silver hand.
Rogue: I attack him with--
Warrior: Wait! I wave my fingers at him from under my chin.
Prieste and rogue: What?
GM: The hobgoblin nods at your recognition signal and lowers his sword. He waves you all inside. Who's going in first?
Warrior, priest and rogue [Pointing at each other]: Him!
...And so on. None of the traditional fantasy elements in this example resemble anything in Alpha Complex, the underground city of PARANOIA. At this point you know nothing much about Alpha Complex.
Keep it that way. You might live longer.
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Sjefolainen!
Skrevet: Tor 07 Okt 2004, 11:26 |
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