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Tittan
Erkegranul
Ble Medlem: 17 Mar 2004
Innlegg: 3272
Bosted: Trondheim
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 Engelsk forståelse...
1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."
4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's Not Unusual."
9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" Exclaimed Daisy.
10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
11. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
13. Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there
are five people in my family, so it must be one of them.It's either my
mom or my dad or maybe my older brother Calvin or my younger brother Hop
Sing Lee. But I'm pretty sure it's Calvin.
14. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
15. I went to the butcher's the other day to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said "No,the steaks are too high."
16. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
17. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
18. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
20. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Sjefolainen!
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Marilla
Spitzy (!)
Ble Medlem: 24 Mar 2004
Innlegg: 233
Bosted: Horten
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Hihi, satt og lo litt for meg selv nå, ja! 
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The ships hung in the air much the same way bricks don't...
Skrevet: Tir 21 Sep 2004, 14:55 |
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Voon
Jenkadanserinne
Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 3937
Bosted: Heggedal
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Hihihi *fnise i vinkel* Er så gøy med sånne:D
Sånn apropos: Suddenly smoked the garden snake. (Plutselig røyk hageslangen)
It does overhead not duck. (det går overhodet ikke an)
The fast window went on reason (hurtigruta gikk på grunn)
We took the fastwindow to the black country. ( Vi tok hurtigruta til sortland)
*fnise*
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Angels fly because they take themselves lightly
Skrevet: Tir 21 Sep 2004, 15:08 |
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toth42
Cowboy
Ble Medlem: 04 Nov 2003
Innlegg: 4849
Bosted: Det blide sørland
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| Mareth skrev: | Hihihi *fnise i vinkel* Er så gøy med sånne:D
Sånn apropos: Suddenly smoked the garden snake. (Plutselig røyk hageslangen)
It does overhead not duck. (det går overhodet ikke an)
The fast window went on reason (hurtigruta gikk på grunn)
We took the fastwindow to the black country. ( Vi tok hurtigruta til sortland)
*fnise* |
*Ahem..* Kanskje it goes overhead..?
The big thing made a wooden roof (stortinget gjorde et vedtak)
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I reject your reality - and substitute my own.
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always eat the yellow snow - it could be beer!
Skrevet: Tir 21 Sep 2004, 15:38 |
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toth42
Cowboy
Ble Medlem: 04 Nov 2003
Innlegg: 4849
Bosted: Det blide sørland
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13. Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there
are five people in my family, so it must be one of them.It's either my
mom or my dad or maybe my older brother Calvin or my younger brother Hop
Sing Lee. But I'm pretty sure it's Calvin.
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 *gapskratte*
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I reject your reality - and substitute my own.
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always eat the yellow snow - it could be beer!
Skrevet: Tir 21 Sep 2004, 15:40 |
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Glahn
Mors Lille Ole
Ble Medlem: 10 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 7331
Bosted: Trondheim
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I'm luckly on your roads, tror jeg uttrykket var...
There wasn't a sky in the heavens.
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Jeg skal kun få leve i ordene mine.
De som leser meg vil ikke røre meg.
Skrevet: Tir 21 Sep 2004, 15:41 |
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darkfrog
l33t
Ble Medlem: 28 Mai 2004
Innlegg: 1448
Bosted: Forran pcen.
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HAHAHAHA Tittan må vere genial eller no
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Sit back, relax and smell the roses.
Viruses for a Mac? Ofcourse there are no viruses for a Mac, who the hell would wanna fuck up a Mac even more?
Skrevet: Tir 21 Sep 2004, 22:30 |
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sharee
Slushpuppy!
Ble Medlem: 09 Sep 2003
Innlegg: 2291
Bosted: Trondheim
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Didn't you have pigs in your dekks?
(dette ble en engelsk kjendis spurt om en gang under et intervju på NRK, mannen som spurte hadde nemlig hørt at da personen kom til Norge hadde de kjørt utfor veien. Huske ikke navnet på folka..)
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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Reality is what you make of it.
Skrevet: Tir 21 Sep 2004, 23:50 |
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M_Stuff
OoaHelaNatten
Ble Medlem: 12 Nov 2003
Innlegg: 648
Bosted: Oslo, Bislett
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| Sitat: | | 4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." |
Stort tørrere humor enn dette blir det ikke!
| Sitat: | | 11. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. |
Artig!
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Skrevet: Ons 22 Sep 2004, 09:00 |
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Mr_Pin
OoaHelaNatten
Ble Medlem: 22 Mai 2004
Innlegg: 529
Bosted: Trondheim
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Hehe, en del gode der ja... Og en del som er morsomme til tross for at de er helt idiotiske.
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Kunnskap er ikke makt, korrekt anvendelse av kunnskap er makt.
Skrevet: Ons 22 Sep 2004, 12:11 |
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Tittan
Erkegranul
Ble Medlem: 17 Mar 2004
Innlegg: 3272
Bosted: Trondheim
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| darkfrog skrev: | | HAHAHAHA Tittan må vere genial eller no |
Takk for den men det er nok bare cut&paste...
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Sjefolainen!
Skrevet: Tor 23 Sep 2004, 08:41 |
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toth42
Cowboy
Ble Medlem: 04 Nov 2003
Innlegg: 4849
Bosted: Det blide sørland
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| Tittan skrev: | | darkfrog skrev: | | HAHAHAHA Tittan må vere genial eller no |
Takk for den men det er nok bare cut&paste... |
Kanskje du er en genial klippoglimer?
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I reject your reality - and substitute my own.
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always eat the yellow snow - it could be beer!
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