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Erkegranul
Ble Medlem: 17 Mar 2004
Innlegg: 3272
Bosted: Trondheim
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 The devil made me do it!
Her er en liten tanke jeg fant på nettet:
Forget about viruses and malicious hackers; the real threat these days is far more insidious. Your home computer may be host to a demon, and you and your family may welcome under its malevolent control, the Weekly World News reports.
"While the Computer Age has ushered in many advances, it has also opened yet another door through which Lucifer and his minions can enter and corrupt men's souls," the paper quotes the Reverend Jim Peasboro, author of an upcoming book, The Devil in the Machine, as saying.
Demons are able to possess anything with a brain, from a chicken to a human being. And today's thinking machines have enough space on their hard drives to accommodate Satan or his pals, the paper reports.
Disk capacity is an issue, however. Only a PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit, the minister explained.
The Georgia clergyman says he became aware of the problem from counseling churchgoers. "I learned that many members of my congregation became in touch with a dark force whenever they used their computers," he said. "Decent, happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic Web sites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations.
"Housewives who had never expressed an impure thought were entering Internet chat rooms and found themselves spewing foul, debasing language they would never use normally," he declared.
"One woman wept as she confessed to me, 'I feel when I'm on the computer as if someone else or something else just takes over.'"
The minister said he probed one such case, actually logging onto the parishioner's computer himself. To his horror, an atificial-intelligence program started spontaneously.
"The program began talking directly to me, openly mocked me," he recalls. "It typed out, 'Preacher, you are a weakling and your God is a damn liar.'"
Then the device went haywire and started printing out what looked like gobbledygook.
"I later had an expert in dead languages examine the text," the minister said. "It turned out to be a stream of obscenities written in a 2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect!"
The minister estimates that one in ten computers in America now hosts some type of evil spirit.
The Reverend advises anyone suspecting that their computer is possessed to consult a clergyman, or, if the computer is still under warranty, to take it in for servicing.
"Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently," he says.
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Sjefolainen!
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Eyden
Veronica
Ble Medlem: 06 Mai 2003
Innlegg: 881
Bosted: Praha
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Hahahahaha! *vrinsk, knegg*
Utrolig bra
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Don't call me insensitive just because I don't feel you
Skrevet: Søn 05 Sep 2004, 15:50 |
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Voon
Jenkadanserinne
Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 3937
Bosted: Heggedal
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| Eyden skrev: | Hahahahaha! *vrinsk, knegg*
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Det sier'em alle det. Pfft du lissom. 
(later som om de liker et møkkalangt innlegg bare for å få "respect")
Muhahahhahahahah   
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Angels fly because they take themselves lightly
Skrevet: Man 06 Sep 2004, 01:45 |
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rotta
OoaHelaNatten
Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2004
Innlegg: 457
Bosted: lothlorien. ok da, oslo.
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skummelt. nå vet vi i hvert fall hvor all spammen kommer fra.
nå må jeg formatere pc-en med en gang.
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Smil
og du får en støvel
midt mellom øynene
smil
likevel
Skrevet: Man 06 Sep 2004, 19:50 |
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