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Tittan
Erkegranul
Ble Medlem: 17 Mar 2004
Innlegg: 3272
Bosted: Trondheim
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 Dumb Laws
Fant nettopp en genial side: Dumb Laws. Her er det mye snacks. Hva er din favoritt?? 
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Sjefolainen!
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songbird
Jenkadanserinne
Ble Medlem: 09 Apr 2003
Innlegg: 4174
Bosted: oslo
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OOh! Jeg hadde foredrag i en engelsktime om dette! Kult.
Jeg digger den om at man ikke får lov til å ha iskrem i lommene på en søndag.
Og at det ikke er lov å skyte en bøffel fra et vindu i andreetasje på et hotell.
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Tittan
Erkegranul
Ble Medlem: 17 Mar 2004
Innlegg: 3272
Bosted: Trondheim
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Re: Dumb Laws
| Tittan skrev: | | Fant nettopp en genial side: Dumb Laws. Her er det mye snacks. Hva er din favoritt?? |
Wyoming State Law:
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
Florida State Law:
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Utah State Law:
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Rhode Island State Law:
Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
Canada Country Law:
It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
Jupp, det er en gal, gal verden! 
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Sjefolainen!
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 11:56 |
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Voon
Jenkadanserinne
Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 3937
Bosted: Heggedal
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Natchez
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
Jeg vet også om et sted der det ikke er lov å gå på hendene over "zebra-crossings" det er heller ikke lov til å ri kameler langs motorveien.
Jeg er helt enig jeg altså. Kameler er mye greiere å ha med seg f.eks i byen. I kirken. osv.
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Angels fly because they take themselves lightly
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 12:05 |
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Oceanborn
SteinHakkeToillat
Ble Medlem: 05 Nov 2003
Innlegg: 335
Bosted: Safely away from the world...
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Indiana: A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
Selvfølgelig!
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Tittan
Erkegranul
Ble Medlem: 17 Mar 2004
Innlegg: 3272
Bosted: Trondheim
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| Oceanborn skrev: | | Selvfølgelig! |
Skulle bare mangle! 
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Sjefolainen!
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 12:08 |
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Voon
Jenkadanserinne
Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 3937
Bosted: Heggedal
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It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Hvorfor det?
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Hmpfr. Jeg leker med Domino hver dag jeg.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Må jeg nå slutte å bruke mine falske barter når jeg er i Alabama??
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Dette har jeg gjort hele livet, kan ikke be meg stoppe nå..
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Angels fly because they take themselves lightly
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 12:10 |
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songbird
Jenkadanserinne
Ble Medlem: 09 Apr 2003
Innlegg: 4174
Bosted: oslo
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Houston:Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
Texas State Law:When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
Blythe,California:You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Belvedere,California:City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
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Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 12:10 |
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Voon
Jenkadanserinne
Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 3937
Bosted: Heggedal
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Belvedere,California:City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
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Jeg simpelthen elsker å være festet til min hunds lenke.. *kremt*
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Angels fly because they take themselves lightly
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 12:12 |
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Eyden
Veronica
Ble Medlem: 06 Mai 2003
Innlegg: 881
Bosted: Praha
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Kenilworth, Illinois:
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence
Galesburg, Illinois:
No person may keep a smelly dog
Chicago:
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck(!)
Champaign, Illinois:
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth(de 10 bud var kanskje ikke spesifikke nok?)
Scotland:
If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter.(joda, høres rimelig ut..)
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Don't call me insensitive just because I don't feel you
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 12:23 |
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Voon
Jenkadanserinne
Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 3937
Bosted: Heggedal
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Den skotske regelen var festlig
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Angels fly because they take themselves lightly
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 12:25 |
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toth42
Cowboy
Ble Medlem: 04 Nov 2003
Innlegg: 4849
Bosted: Det blide sørland
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HOHO!! sjekk ut! ting som vi tar som helt naturlig og selvfølgelig(utenom den første) kaller de "dumme lover"! morro..
Norway Laws
You may not spay your female dog or cat. However, you may neuter the males of the species. (?)
Licenses must be bought in order to own television sets, and even VCRs. (er enig, TV-lisens stinker)
If your vehicle stalls and you leave it on the side of the road, you must mark the vehicle with a red, reflecting triangle. This equipment is only mandatory when the car stalls, not at any other times, however.(bruker ikke alle varselstrekant, da..?)
A fee is levied on each purchaser of any plastic bottle which is returned upon return of the bottle. (pant...?)
Beverages containing more than 4.75% alcohol may not be sold on election days. (ja....? syns du vi skal stemme i fylla?? plutselig vinner FRP eller NKP valget!?)
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I reject your reality - and substitute my own.
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always eat the yellow snow - it could be beer!
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 13:24 |
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wertoi
Slushpuppy!
Ble Medlem: 24 Feb 2004
Innlegg: 2113
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Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
Men om hun er 5 eller 7 år..? Ille nøyaktig..
California: Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Hmm.. Deilig.. Men hvis det regner, hvem saksøker man da?
Det er forbudt for ens hest å spise en brannhydrant.
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"Remember me...?" Slumped on a park bench, at the bottom of the social heap, the drunken derelict turns his eyes to the heavens as the first flakes of snow begin to fall. "Remember me? I ordered the blonde, the Firebird, the Alligator shoes... Somebody's made a terrible mistake."
- Tom Waits
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 13:35 |
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Voon
Jenkadanserinne
Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 3937
Bosted: Heggedal
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5 åringer og 7 åringer er unntak vet du :p
Var du ikke klar over hesters forkjærlighet for brannhydranter lille venn?
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Angels fly because they take themselves lightly
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 13:44 |
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wertoi
Slushpuppy!
Ble Medlem: 24 Feb 2004
Innlegg: 2113
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Nei.. Men nå gjør jeg det..
Man lærer nå noe nytt hver dag...
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"Remember me...?" Slumped on a park bench, at the bottom of the social heap, the drunken derelict turns his eyes to the heavens as the first flakes of snow begin to fall. "Remember me? I ordered the blonde, the Firebird, the Alligator shoes... Somebody's made a terrible mistake."
- Tom Waits
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 13:46 |
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Eyden
Veronica
Ble Medlem: 06 Mai 2003
Innlegg: 881
Bosted: Praha
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Brannhydranter smaker hundepiss..
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Don't call me insensitive just because I don't feel you
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 13:47 |
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Voon
Jenkadanserinne
Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 3937
Bosted: Heggedal
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Hmm. Eydener skal ei spise brannhydranter.
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Angels fly because they take themselves lightly
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 13:51 |
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wertoi
Slushpuppy!
Ble Medlem: 24 Feb 2004
Innlegg: 2113
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Lurer på hvem som har kommet på noen av disse lovene...
En skal ikke slå en annens bil med brukt undertøy. 
En får ikke slå sin kone på trappen til rettsalen etter kl. 20..
Men før er det lov??
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"Remember me...?" Slumped on a park bench, at the bottom of the social heap, the drunken derelict turns his eyes to the heavens as the first flakes of snow begin to fall. "Remember me? I ordered the blonde, the Firebird, the Alligator shoes... Somebody's made a terrible mistake."
- Tom Waits
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 13:55 |
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Voon
Jenkadanserinne
Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 3937
Bosted: Heggedal
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Jess, det er visst det :p
It's all in the family...
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Angels fly because they take themselves lightly
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 13:59 |
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wertoi
Slushpuppy!
Ble Medlem: 24 Feb 2004
Innlegg: 2113
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Forbudt å plystre under vann...
*riste på hodet*
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"Remember me...?" Slumped on a park bench, at the bottom of the social heap, the drunken derelict turns his eyes to the heavens as the first flakes of snow begin to fall. "Remember me? I ordered the blonde, the Firebird, the Alligator shoes... Somebody's made a terrible mistake."
- Tom Waits
Skrevet: Fre 02 Apr 2004, 22:11 |
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