Filmsitater

[Eyden]

Miin! (evt Miine) - Finding Nemo

[wertoi]

Hehe.. Måkene er artige.. Men mye bedre på engelsk. (Selv om min faller mye lettere i munn enn mine)

[Glahn]

Nå sitter jeg her som en annen tulling og skriker måksk for meg selv

Why do you want to be a woman, Stan?
'Cause I wanna have a baby.
A baby??? Well, you haven't got a womb, where are you going to keep it - in a box?

Mener replikkvekslingen går sånn ca slik... Life of Brian

[Veronica]

"You so totally rock, squirt!"

[wertoi]

[Glahn]

Are there any women here today?
(Begynner med lyse kvinnestemmer, går over i overdrevent mørke mannsstemmer): Nonononononono...

[Sytemarvin]

"What country are you from?"
"What?"
" 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?"
"W-wh-what?"
"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

^__^

[wertoi]

Fra Rush Hour 1:

'Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?!'

[toth42]

[Eyden]

- Koffordådå?

- Nu skal blodet flytaa!

[theJack]

Næmmen! Det er Ronja Røverdatter! (Ikke sant?)

Sitat fra langt bak i hukommelsen:

Special delivery for you sir -It's a bømb. A bøømb? Aahhh!
-Inspector Clousseau... Chief Inspector Clousseau

[haakoo]

Kom arbeidslyst og treng deg på, her skal du motstand finne!

Det var vondt det. Aldri hatt så vondt, at det går an å ha det så vondt.

Så har vi en etterlysning. Eier av bil HB4596, som har parkert over et komlokk utenfor inngang C, må øyeblikkelig fjerne bilen da en representant fra vann og kloakvesenet skal opp igjen og hjem til middag.

Alle tre fra samme film.

[Mr_Pin]

Fra Flåklypå Grand Prix om jeg ikke tar skammelig feil.

Eler favoritten :
"Jasså, dykk sit der og glor!"

[wertoi]

The Shawshank Redemption:

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.


Red: Rehabilitated? Now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means.
Parole official: Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society.
Red: I know what you think it means, sonny. To me it's just a made up word; a politician's word. So young fellas like yourself can wear a suit, and tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?
Parole official: Well, are you?
Red: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

Shawshank Redemption må være en av de beste filmene jeg har sett.

Don Juan DeMarco:

Every woman is a mystery to be solved.

Donna Ana: How many have you had?
Don Juan: This would have been a good time to lie, but truth is an awful habit.

There are those that do not believe that a single soul born in heaven can split into twin spirits and shoot like falling stars to earth where over oceans and continents their magnetic forces will finally unite them back into one. How else do you explain love at first sight. We were convinced that there was no other life beneath the sky but ours. We believed that we would never die.

[Mr_Pin]

He who aproaches the bridge of death must answer me theese questios three, first then the other side he see!

(fortsett den som kan... )

[haakoo]

What say you? (Brukt i mange filmer)

[Glahn]

Helløøø? Zis is inspector Closøø speaking on ze phøne, you knøw.

[Sytemarvin]

[Shai_Tan]

How can we fuck off o`lord
im french you silly king thats why i got this outrages aksent

we are the knigths who says: NI

[Mr_Pin]

Launcelot: Look, my liege!
(fanfare)
Launcelot: Camelot!
Robin: Camelot!
Galahad: Camelot!
Patsy: (whispered) It's only a model.
Galahad: Shh!
Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride...to CAMELOT!

song:

We're knights of the round table, we dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes, with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot, we sing from the Dia-phragm alot!
Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
I have to push the pram-a-lot!

Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Others: Right, right....