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You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

pauker pÃ¥ stranda. mÃ¥ jeg prÃ¸ve en gang

**Skrevet:** Lør 03 Apr 2004, 20:45

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wertoi · Slushpuppy! Ble Medlem: 24 Feb 2004 Innlegg: 2113

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (?!?)

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
(Kjedelig a.. Forresten en artig mÃ¥te Ã¥ hilse pÃ¥..)

You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
(Hehe..Lurer pÃ¥ hvorfor denne loven fins..)

**Skrevet:** Søn 04 Apr 2004, 11:13

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Voon · Jenkadanserinne Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2003 Innlegg: 3937 Bosted: Heggedal

Hmm, pleier Ã¥ hilse pÃ¥p venner med en sÃ¥nn "pocahontas-gest" jeg. Er heldigvis ikke noen lov mot Ã¥ hilse pÃ¥ amerikansk vis Wink

**Skrevet:** Man 05 Apr 2004, 12:39

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