Norge

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 Norge

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Fikk dette tilsendt av min nederlandske venninne. Morsomt, for noe av det stemmer jo faktisk :


Living in Norway Humor

1. You start to believe that if it wasn’t for Norway’s efforts, the
world would probably collapse pretty soon.

2. You can only buy your own drink at the bar even when you are
with a group.

3. Can’t remember to say “please� and “excuse me�

4. Always prepare to catch the closing door

5. When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:

a) he is drunk

b) he is insane

c) he is American

d) he is all of the above

6. Silence is fun

7. You use “mmm� as a conversation filler

8. You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing

9. You know Norway’s results in the last three years in the Melodi
Grand Prix song contest (Eurovision)

10. It seems nice to spend a week in a small wooden cottage up the
mountains with no running water and no electricity

11. You know at least 5 different words for describing different
kinds of snow

12. You know the difference between red and blue ski wax

13. You don’t fall over walking on ice

14. You associate Friday afternoon with a trip to Vinmonopolet
(government liquor store)

15. You think nothing of paying 400 NOK (ca $ 50) on drinks one night

16. You know that “religious holiday� means “lets get pissed�

17. You find yourself more interested in the alcohol content than
in the name of the wine

18. You enjoy the taste of lutefisk(jelly-like, bad-smelling fish)

19. You think it is acceptable to wrap your hot dog on a cold
pancake

20. You associate warm rice porridge with Saturday and Christmas eve

21. You can prepare fish in 5 different ways without cooking it

22. You don’t question the habit of always making “matpakke� (sandwich
in paper)

23. It feels natural to wear spot clothes and backpack in the cinema as
everywhere else.

24. You find yourself speaking halfway Swedish with Swedes

25. You can’t understand why foreigners haven’t heard about Bjorn
Daehlie

26. You know the meaning of life has something to do with the
word “koselig�(cozy)

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[sharee]

[M_Stuff]

[Mirim]

[M_Stuff]

[Voon]

Du store tid. Dere rebeller altså
Men en annen ting med norge, selv om du bor midt på et boligfelt, gjerne på en høyde som ikke er helt lettest å komme til, så kan du banne på at det har vært en elg der opptil flere ganger i løpet av vinteren. Bli heller ikke overrasket hvis denne elgen har spasert ned den 3,5 meter høye fjellveggen bak garasjen din og omtrent landet på panseret til en uskyldig forbikjørende bil. Er det jeg sier. Elger er gale.