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Shai_Tan
HohoHihiHahaToTheFunnyFarm!
Ble Medlem: 08 Apr 2003
Innlegg: 1671
Bosted: Drammen
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 Proof that the world is Nuts
(plaser denne hvor den passer best)
Proof that the world is nuts
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a maleanimalis punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman'sgenitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must becovered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Much worse than "going blind!")
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel thecountryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege ofhaving sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expresslyforbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere elsein the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill heradulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband'slover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with herhusband,and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room towitness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sexwith a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to passthis law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vendingmachines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vendingmachine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption onthe premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex forpleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 timesit?sown weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?
kilde: yc-uk.com forum
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Zatharee
HohoHihiHahaToTheFunnyFarm!
Ble Medlem: 11 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 1512
Bosted: Oslo
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Re: Proof that the world is Nuts
| ST_STAKAN skrev: | Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex forpleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) |
Ikke sant. Dvergsjimpanser gjør også det.
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Vidi, Vici, Veni!
Skrevet: Tor 21 Okt 2004, 20:10 |
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sharee
Slushpuppy!
Ble Medlem: 09 Sep 2003
Innlegg: 2291
Bosted: Trondheim
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Re: Proof that the world is Nuts
| ST_STAKAN skrev: |
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with herhusband,and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room towitness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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fun for the whole family...
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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Reality is what you make of it.
Skrevet: Tor 21 Okt 2004, 20:54 |
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