 |
|
Av |
|
Innlegg |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mr_Pin
OoaHelaNatten
Ble Medlem: 22 Mai 2004
Innlegg: 529
Bosted: Trondheim
|
 Daniil Kharms.
Daniil Kharms, kanskje verdens kuleste dikter, født 1905 død 1942; sultet ihjel på et galehus i beleirede Leningrad.
Blue Notebook No. 10 (or 'The Red-Haired Man')
There was a red-haired man who had no eyes or ears. Neither did he have any hair, so he was called red-haired theoretically.
He couldn't speak, since he didn't have a mouth. Neither did he have a nose.
He didn't even have any arms or legs. He had no stomach and he had no back and he had no spine and he had no innards whatsoever. He had nothing at all! Therefore there's no knowing whom we are even talking about.
In fact it's better that we don't say any more about him.
The Plummeting Old Women
A certain old woman, out of excessive curiosity, fell out of a window, plummeted to the ground, and was smashed to pieces.
Another old woman leaned out of the window and began looking at the remains of the first one, but she also, out of excessive curiosity, fell out of the window, plummeted to the ground and was smashed to pieces.
Then a third old woman plummeted from the window, then a fourth, then a fifth.
By the time a sixth old woman had plummeted down, I was fed up watching them, and went off to Mal'tsevisky Market where, it was said, a knitted shawl had been given to a certain blind man.
The Optical Illusion
Semyon Semyonovich, with his glasses on, looks at a pine tree and he sees: in the pine tree sits a peasant showing him his fist.
Semyon Semyonovich, with his glasses off, looks at the pine tree and sees that there is no one sitting in the pine tree.
Semyon Semyonovich, with his glasses on, looks at the pine tree and again sees that in the pine tree sits a peasant showing him his fist.
Semyon Semyonovich, with his glasses off, again sees that there is no one sitting in the pine tree.
Semyon Semyonovich, with his glasses on again, looks at the pine tree and again sees that in the pine tree sits a peasant showing him his fist.
Semyon Semyonovich doesn't wish to believe in this phenomenon and considers this phenomenon an optical illusion.
An Encounter
On one occasion a man went off to work and on the way he met another man who, having bought a loaf of Polish bread, was going his way home.
And that's just about all there is to it.
Alle av Daniil Kharms.
|
_________________
Kunnskap er ikke makt, korrekt anvendelse av kunnskap er makt.
 Skrevet: Tor 27 Mai 2004, 21:49 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
wertoi
Slushpuppy!
Ble Medlem: 24 Feb 2004
Innlegg: 2113
|
Dette er rett og slett genialt.
|
_________________
"Remember me...?" Slumped on a park bench, at the bottom of the social heap, the drunken derelict turns his eyes to the heavens as the first flakes of snow begin to fall. "Remember me? I ordered the blonde, the Firebird, the Alligator shoes... Somebody's made a terrible mistake."
- Tom Waits
Skrevet: Tor 27 Mai 2004, 21:54 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
QIQrrr
Hurrafantastisk
Ble Medlem: 05 Jan 2004
Innlegg: 1314
|
Nå har jeg bare lest "Knakk", og på så spedt grunnlag er det vanskelig å uttale seg, men mitt umiddelbare inntrykk er positivt...
|
_________________
Det finnes ingen reelle motsetninger i denne verden forutsatt at man beskjeftiger seg med fakta og den observerbare virkelighet.
Skrevet: Fre 28 Mai 2004, 08:38 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Vis Innlegg fra: Sorter etter:
|
|
|
|
|
Du kan ikke starte nye temaer i dette forumet
Du kan ikke svare på temaer i dette forumet
Du kan ikke endre dine egne innlegg i dette forumet
Du kan ikke slette dine egne innlegg i dette forumet
Du kan ikke delta i avstemninger i dette forumet
|
|
DSGF.no
Hjelp
Søk
Medlemsliste
Grupper
Bli Medlem
Innstillinger 
Sjekk private meldinger 
Logg Inn
