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[Tittan]

Dracula: Igor, why are you torturing that freak?
Igor: Um... That's what I do master.

Fra Van Helsing

[sharee]

-"What are you!?"

-"I'm complicated"

Fra The league of Extraordinary Gentlemen

[Eruanna]

"My bubbles!" Finding Nemo er ... konge! Skikkelig bra film.

[Mr_Pin]

Payback, med Mel Gibson :
Pearl (antydende) :"I've got a few minutes.."
Porter :"So go boil an egg."

Fra Mystery Men, the Sphinx visdomsord :

When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.

We are number one! All others are number two, or lower.

You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.

To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.

You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.

When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.

[Tittan]

May the gods keep the wolves in the hills and the women in our beds!

Troy

[Eruanna]

I er eit steinras, og du skal falla med meg! Ikke idag kompis!

Et kongerike for en lama!

You did it on purpose! (<-- sies på en sutrete måte)

Også et kongerike for en lama! (The emperor's new groove)

[Dragen]

ikke film, men tv:

"D'oh" -Homer Simpson
"Eat my shorts" -Bart Simpson
"I didn't do it" - Bart Simpson
"What's the big deal with a rock that looks like a dude? I have a dad that looks like a monkey" -Bart Simpson

Lista: "Alright, Nelson, what kind of journalismskills do you have?"
Nelson: "I don't know. Making nerds cry?"
Lisa: "Great, you're our TV-critic!"

Oppfinneren i The simpsons: "Great Graven Skultz, he's alive!"
Montgomery Burns: "That's right, I pulled a Jesus!"

"Honey, I'm home!" -Familiefar i en eller annen 60talls-serie

Film:

"Dude, where's my car!?"

"Emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!!!"

[Mr_Pin]

Fra filmen Dr Strangelove.

Dr. Strangelove:
Mein Führer, I can walk!
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Gen. Jack D. Ripper:
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Gen. Jack D. Ripper:
Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:
Well, no, I can't say I have, Jack.

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Gen. Jack D. Ripper:
On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

[Tittan]

Og verdens beste soldat-sitat:

I LOVE the smell of Napalm in the morning!

Apocalypse Now!, når de nettopp har napalmbombet skogen bak stranda for å kunne surfe i de fete bølgene

Filmen er vannvittig bra forresten!

[Eyden]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
- Jules, Pulp Fiction

Wiggle your big toe
- The Bride, Kill Bill vol 1

There is no spoon
- Neo, The Matrix (måtte bare ha den med)

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For 900 years have i trained Jedi. My own counsel i will keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitement, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!
- Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

Here comes Johnny!
- Jack, The Shining

The name is Bond, James Bond

Wayne: Okay Garth, I'm gonna be frank.
Garth: Ookay.. Can I still be Garth?
- Wayne's World

No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of.
- Tommy Lee Jones, MIB

I haven't got a brain...only straw.
How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
I don't know...But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking...don't they?
Yes, I guess you're right.....
- Wizard of Oz

[toth42]

[Eyden]

Jeg trodde også den var hentet fra Apocalypse Now..

[Tittan]

BLEH!! Selvfølgelig blander jeg... Sitatet er fra Apokalypse Now! men Full Metal Jacket er også en genial film!

[toth42]

[Tittan]

Jepp! Har du sett de fire filmene har du sett det beste fra 'Nam! Helt klart...

[Eyden]

Platoon.. er det den med Carlie Sheen også?

[Tittan]

[haakoo]

"Grab shell dude!" - sagt med aussi-aksent

[Voon]

Crazy ass bitch!!!


You just said: Do you wanna get naked and sacrifice a goat?

Rush hour 2

[Mr_Pin]

"Faaen lang over en sigg a..." - Generell norsk ungdomsfilm fra 80tallet...