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[desmodus]

hehe.. morsomt. *charmy*...

[Gabi]

Lekkert...

[desmodus]

åiåiåiåi.. så ekkel!!

[Majane]

æææ, får frysninger av å se på den der!!!

[BlueNova]

isj. det der var ikke særlig koselig ¨å se rett før lunsj... *brrrr*

Dere har vel kansje sett det før, det er en gammel klassiker. men..
www.Zombo.com

[Ennasus]

*fnise* hva er vitsen med den siden der da?

[Gabi]

Hehe, bra dere syns den var ekkel da. Det var jo litt av vitsen
Jeg har ufrivillig sett mye mye verre ting, så det skal desverre ganske mye til for å sjokkere.

@BlueNova: Den zombo greia di var seriøst døll . Men litt morsom også da, basert nettopp på det grunnlaget.

[BlueNova]

[Gabi]

Er dere fargeblinde ? ta denne testen her

VISION

[toth42]

[ståpåhodet]

du er en drit


det var ikke morsomt

(hahahahahahahaha)

ikke morsomt

(hahahahahaha)

ok da det var morsomt om et helvete

[theJack]

Jeez Jeg er skvetten!
Men jeg har fargesyn -uten tvil.
Jeg lurte på hva som skulle gjøre dette mer interessant...
SÃ¥ fant jeg det ut

[theJack]

EDIT: Dobbelt innlegg (datatrøbbel) - Slett dette noen?

[Gabi]

Hehe
Husker jeg hoppa høyt i stolen sjøl, og spesielt ettersom jeg hadde lyden ganske høyt.


Hvordan trær blir til.......

[Gabi]

Ok, den her var litt søt da

http://biphome.spray.se/mp/

[Ennasus]

[Mr_Pin]

Hmmm.... -270 på kristentesten, dette ser ikke bra ut...

Ingen som har linket til Kenya :
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/

Eller Trogdor :
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

En etter sigende sann historie funnet på et kristent nettforum :

An English professor from the University of Phoenix assigned a class exercise for a writing form call ?the tandem story.? For that evening?s homework, each person paired off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. Paired partners were to take turns writing and emailing to one another paragraphs for the same story,copying the teacher on every email. The partners were to re-read what had been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There was to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything said was to be written in the e-mail. The story was to be concluded when both agreed a conclusion had been reached.

THE STORY:

(Rebecca starts) ..... At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.

(Gary?s addition) ..... Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17 he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..."But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

(Rebecca) ..... He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

(Gary) ...... Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"

(Rebecca) ...... This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semiliterate adolescent.

(Gary) ..... Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of BLASTED TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."

(Rebecca) .... Jerk.

(Gary) ...... Whiner.

(Rebecca) ...... Get a life.

(Gary) ..... Take a leap.

(Rebecca) ..... FORGET YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!

(Gary) ...... GO DRINK SOME TEA - FLOOZY.

**********************************************

(TEACHER) ....... A+ - I really liked this one. You are the only group to get an A.

[Veronica]

http://www.angryalien.com/
"The Shining" på 30 sekunder, med kaniner i rollene. Og samme greie på "The exorcist." Tjihi!

[Gabi]

Hihi

[toth42]

dakaar..