Filmsitater

[Sytemarvin]

[rotta]

moro.
alltid bra å bli likt

[gud]

Mai naim is Manålå..... Ai dån' nå'nååthing - Aim frm Barselåna...

hmmm.. litt vanskelig å skrive - lettere å si...

[Tittan]

"Me love you long time" -Full Metal Jacket

"Too Bookoo?" -Full Metal Jacket

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." -Gone with the wind

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" -Dr. Strangelove

"Old age, it's the only disease...that you don't look forward to being cured of." -Citizen Kane

"Here's looking at you, kid." -Cassablanca

"Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment ... you must tie her down on a bed ... and spank her. Come!"
"A spanking! A spanking!"
"You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then ... spank me."
"And spank me!"
"And me."
"And me."
"Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!"
"A spanking. A spanking. There is going to be a spanking tonight."
"And after the spanking ... the oral sex."
"Oh, dear! Well, I..."
"The oral sex ... The oral sex."
"Well, I suppose I could stay a BIT longer."
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

[Moiraine]

Ingen film, akkurat, men dog.

Fra Will&Grace:

- "Honey, I wish I could stay.. But I don't want to".
(MÃ¥ selvsagt oppleves med pipestemmen og ansiktsuttrykket til "Karen").

[mr. Grieves]

"god kills indescriminatly. and so shall we.
for no other creature is more like him. none other like us." -Lestat fra "interwiev with a vampire"
klassiker!

"you guys probably heard about me. somtimes i just go nuts. like now.
Hee hee!
-martin riggs fra "Lethal weapon 2"


"hello. It seems i've been rather naghty. He he..."
-tom waits som renfiled i "bram stoker's dracula"

[mr. Grieves]

aiiiii glemte nesten filmsitatenes konge!

"Kongen (den sanne. til maten sin): livet er urettferdig.
se på meg. jeg blir aldri konge.
og du, skal aldri se solen stå opp
igjen. adjø.

Hoffmarskalken: fikk aldri din mor sagt at du ikke skulle leke med maten!?

Kongen: åh! Zazu. nå mistet jeg lunsjen.

hoffmarskalken: Du mister mer enn det når kongen er ferdig med deg.
han er sinna som en flodhest med fotvorter fordi du ikke
var på sermonien i morres.

Kongen: var det i dag? nå ble jeg SÅ lei meg."

*litt senere*

"kongen (den falske fjotten, ikke den kule fra i sted): scar!

Kongen (med stor K. den kule fra i sted.): hmhm hm?.

kongen (fjotten igjen): slipp ham!"

og selvfølgelig:

"tilgi at jeg ikke hopper av glede. jeg har litt dårlig rygg."

filmenes konge!
skurkenes konge!
sarkasmens konge!
og ikke minst løvenes konge!

Kong Scar!

[Voon]

Jeg kan ikke for det, men jeg synes denne er litt rå
Once upon a tim in mexico

Sands: "Nice tune."
El: "Something my brother taught me..... I killed him"
Sands: "Yes, I was privy to that information allready.. How charming."

[Veronica]

[rotta]

-you maniac!
-oh please...

(senere)

-oh, you maniac!
-thats the second time im called that today!

(enda senere)

-maniac!
-three times. it must be the truth!

skumle-mannen hvahannåheter fra 'the musketeer'

[mr. Grieves]

the lion king må vel egentlig være på engelsk, men jeg må inndrømme at jeg har vokst opp med den noprske versonen (ikke slå). det er derfor den som sitter best inne.

"you still think a lot about girls?"

"yes."

"how's school?"

"I think about fucking a lot when I'm at school."

"what about your family?"

"no! I don't think about fucking my family. that's gross!"
-donnie darko

"look. a school of whales."

"that doesn't look like a school."

"university maybie?"

"university of whales?"

"look more like drop-outs to me."
-yellow submarine

[Voon]

"kom ut kom ut kom ut! Hmmm, du er en spisshale, så vi kaller deg.. Spiss! jeppjeppjepp!"

Jeg kan ikke for det: den første filmen om Lillefot er helt superdupersøt

[Glahn]

"No no no! No more foreplay!"

Goldeneye... kongereplikk!

[wertoi]

Michael: My father's no different than any other powerful man. Any man who's responsible for other people, like a Senator, or a President.

Kay: Do you know how naive you sound?

Michael: Why?

Kay: Senators and Presidents don't have men killed.

Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?


Gudfaren vettu.. SÃ¥ bra..

[mr. Grieves]

the godfather er på topp av alle filmer.

go to the madrasses!

give him an offer he can't refuse!

klø deg på kinnet på den kuuule måten.

the godfather waltz er immari stli musikk.

film med stail.

[wertoi]

Prøvde å imitere Don Corleone og putta masse bomull under underleppa, for å få underbitt.. (etterhvert fant jeg ut at jeg ikke trengte bomull til det) Nå er jeg skikkelig tørr og rar i munnen..

[wertoi]

Forrest Gump:

'I guess sometimes there just arent enough rocks.'

'And because I was a billionare, and I liked doing it so much, I cut their grass for free.'

Forrest Gump er jo bare genial..

[Veronica]

Kong Theodens tale i "Return of the king" er så utrolig fabelaktig!

"Forth! And fear no darkness! Arise! Arise! Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be splintered! A sword day! A red day! Ere the sun rises! Ride Now! Ride now! Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending! Death!"

[Voon]

*nikke enig*
Faen, jeg hadde et sitat men nå stakk det av igjen

[theJack]

The Blues Brothers

-Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
-Fix the sigarette lighter.
Denne kan du nok ikke forstå om du ikke har sett filmen.
Har du sett filmen, og ikke forstått replikken: Se nøyere.

-Shit!
-What?
-Rollers
-No
-Yep
-Shit!

Den beste:
It's a 105 miles to chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
(Hit it!)