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Supersøt
Ble Medlem: 19 Aug 2003
Innlegg: 75
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 George Hu?
Artikkelen er skrevet av Morten P. Ruud
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader
of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe
we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can
you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
(HU'S ON FIRST - By James Sherman
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Sytemarvin
OoaHelaNatten
Ble Medlem: 03 Aug 2003
Innlegg: 408
Bosted: Oslo
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*le masse*
Genialt. Takktakktakktakktakktakktakktakktakktakktakktakktakktakk!
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Start a riot, slash your wrists red
Skrevet: Søn 24 Aug 2003, 22:57 |
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magnon
Varm i trøya
Ble Medlem: 15 Mar 2003
Innlegg: 47
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Den originale med Abbot&Costello er dog morsommere 
"Who's on First?"
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Skrevet: Man 25 Aug 2003, 15:27 |
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Audi
Spitzy (!)
Ble Medlem: 03 Mai 2003
Innlegg: 128
Bosted: Bergen
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genial!
den var rett og slett genial...
veldig bra!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGST
Skrevet: Lør 20 Sep 2003, 13:28 |
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