Filmsitater

**Skrevet:** Tor 03 Aug 2006, 08:23

Knaskerot · Veronica Ble Medlem: 09 Jul 2006 Innlegg: 941 Bosted: Larvik/StjÃ¸rdal

Dette sitatet kan ikke nevnes nok ganger, derfor skrives det igjen:

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

**Skrevet:** Tor 03 Aug 2006, 16:07

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Det finnes ikke problemer, bare utfordringer Smile

Jaqo · Erkegranul Ble Medlem: 27 Sep 2004 Innlegg: 3525 Bosted: Trondheim

Martin Lawrence's en av mange i filmen Bad Boys:

"Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm going through right now?? That means this shit is serious, okay????" Laughing

**Skrevet:** Tor 03 Aug 2006, 20:12

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De profundis...

Corvus

VÃ¥r alles kjÃ¦re Jack Sparrow til Elisabeth Swann i gutteklÃ¦r; ''It ought to be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin...''

**Skrevet:** Tor 03 Aug 2006, 20:15

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Everybody's Fool

Corvus

**Skrevet:** Tor 03 Aug 2006, 20:20

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Everybody's Fool

Jaqo · Erkegranul Ble Medlem: 27 Sep 2004 Innlegg: 3525 Bosted: Trondheim

**Skrevet:** Tor 03 Aug 2006, 20:27

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De profundis...

Baj · Crash Test Dummy Ble Medlem: 09 Mar 2003 Innlegg: 2224 Bosted: Asker

Lightning McQueen: I'm serious! He's won three Piston Cups!
Mater: [spits out fuel] He did WHAT in a cup?

Fra Cars, uforglemmelig

**Skrevet:** Man 28 Aug 2006, 07:35

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"Yes, a person's life does pass before their eyes before they die. This process is called 'living.'"
-- Death (Terry Pratchett: The Last Continent) --
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Jaqo · Erkegranul Ble Medlem: 27 Sep 2004 Innlegg: 3525 Bosted: Trondheim

Fra Alice i Evntyrland, sÃ¦re sÃ¦re filmen:

Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.
Alice: Who did?
Cheshire Cat: The White Rabbit.
Alice: He did?
Cheshire Cat: He did what?
Alice: Went that way.
Cheshire Cat: Who did?
Alice: The White Rabbit.
Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?
Alice: But didn't you just say - I mean - Oh, dear.
Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?
Alice: Oh!

Laughing

**Skrevet:** Man 28 Aug 2006, 10:08

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De profundis...

Pyro · Erkegranul Ble Medlem: 14 Aug 2004 Innlegg: 3212 Bosted: ImbaCity!

Siden jeg var liten da jeg sÃ¥ den sÃ¥ kan jeg den pÃ¥ norsk, Jeg bare elsker nÃ¥r han sier: Kan du stÃ¥ pÃ¥ hodet?
Laughing

*elskefilmen*

**Skrevet:** Man 28 Aug 2006, 16:03

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Imba Ownage!
Banankjole!
23-19

Baj · Crash Test Dummy Ble Medlem: 09 Mar 2003 Innlegg: 2224 Bosted: Asker

**Skrevet:** Tor 31 Aug 2006, 19:37

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"Yes, a person's life does pass before their eyes before they die. This process is called 'living.'"
-- Death (Terry Pratchett: The Last Continent) --
www.baj.no / www.dsgf.no / www.galeforbundet.no

KamikazeKaninen · OoaHelaNatten Ble Medlem: 23 Nov 2005 Innlegg: 438 Bosted: SÃ¦tre

- I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

- You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.

Kongefilm Latter

**Skrevet:** Tir 05 Sep 2006, 17:25

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Before giving someone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare!

- SkÃ¥l for vÃ¥re foreldres barn -

Stigert · Varm i trÃ¸ya Ble Medlem: 11 Mai 2006 Innlegg: 49

Fra Austin Powers:

That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!

Konge kommentar Cool

**Skrevet:** Tor 07 Sep 2006, 23:13

Stigert · Varm i trÃ¸ya Ble Medlem: 11 Mai 2006 Innlegg: 49

MÃ¥ nesten ta med et par til fra Austin Powers. Dette var noe Fat bastard sa:

First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.

I'm not kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?

[Noe han sa om Mini-me] Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap.

Rett og slett supre sitater Razz

**Skrevet:** Tor 07 Sep 2006, 23:20

gkel · Hurrafantastisk Ble Medlem: 16 Jul 2006 Innlegg: 1134 Bosted: Laaanghus!

During the night, old mr. perkins got his leg bitten sortof, off!

Monty python: meningen med livet ^^! hiiihihi Laughing

**Skrevet:** Søn 10 Sep 2006, 14:04

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To tell the truth, we are completely mad. we are inmates of a Bengali psychiatric institution and we escaped by making this skin out of old cereal packets... Laughing

Nenja

"Pirate."

Enkelt, men likevel fantastisk bra!

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SÃ¥ rart ... Ã¥ vÃ¦re flaggermus!
Ã… flakse rundt, fra hus til hus
og gÃ¥ til sengs i trÃ¦rne!
Men er det noen som forstÃ¥r,
hvordan de kan fÃ¥ sove nÃ¥r,
de henger etter tÃ¦rne?

Lillebror

Savy?

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Du mÃ¥ ikke sniffe lim!

Asfrith · Erkegranul Ble Medlem: 06 Apr 2006 Innlegg: 3325 Bosted: Mellom regnbygene

Are they European or African swallows?

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We only use 10% of our brains. Imagine what we could accomplish if we just used the other 60%.

Jaqo · Erkegranul Ble Medlem: 27 Sep 2004 Innlegg: 3525 Bosted: Trondheim

Hook er en film som er stappfull av fantastiske replikker!
Et bittelite utvalg:

Peter Banning: I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level.
Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval.
Peter Banning: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level.
[kids whistle and waves their hands around]
Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.
Kids: Bangerang, Rufio.
Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ka-ka mouth, you know that?
Rufio: You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
Rufio: Mung tongue.
Peter Banning: Math tutor.
Rufio: Pinhead.
Peter Banning: Prison Barber.
Rufio: Mother lover.
Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake.
Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derriere.
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.
Kids: Bangerang, Peter.

Laughing

Peter Banning: Hook, you let those kids out of that net in less than one minute or you better get an attorney and hope to God he's better than me.
Captain Hook: Who are you?
Peter Banning: I'm Peter Banning, Attorney at Law, these are my children and I want them back.
Captain Hook: These are your...
Peter Banning: Children.
Captain Hook: These are your children.
Peter Banning: Yes they are.
Captain Hook: And you are?
Peter Banning: Peter.
Captain Hook: You're Peter?
Peter Banning: Yes?
Captain Hook: You're Peter?
Peter Banning: Yes.
Captain Hook: No.
Peter Banning: Yes.
Captain Hook: You're Peter?
Peter Banning: Yes. Is there an echo in here? Yes.
Captain Hook: My great and worthy opponent?
Peter Banning: Yes.
Captain Hook: No! Smee, who is this impostor?

Laughing

Smee: I've just had an apostrophe.
Captain Hook: I think you mean an epiphany.
Smee: No... lightning has just struck my brain.
Captain Hook: Well, that must hurt.

Latter

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De profundis...

Nenja

Jack: "Tia Dalma and I go way back.
Thick as thifes.
Inseprable, we are.
Were.
Have been.
Before."

Gibs: "I'll watch your back."
Jack: "It's my front I'm worried about."

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SÃ¥ rart ... Ã¥ vÃ¦re flaggermus!
Ã… flakse rundt, fra hus til hus
og gÃ¥ til sengs i trÃ¦rne!
Men er det noen som forstÃ¥r,
hvordan de kan fÃ¥ sove nÃ¥r,
de henger etter tÃ¦rne?

wertoi · Slushpuppy! Ble Medlem: 24 Feb 2004 Innlegg: 2113

-Have you heard of a drug dealer named Rudy Deemer?
-Have you heard of a religious guy named John Paul?

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"Remember me...?" Slumped on a park bench, at the bottom of the social heap, the drunken derelict turns his eyes to the heavens as the first flakes of snow begin to fall. "Remember me? I ordered the blonde, the Firebird, the Alligator shoes... Somebody's made a terrible mistake."

- Tom Waits


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