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[Langemin]

Fra filmen Snatch, I presume?

Denne her da? Dere burde virkelig kunne denne, ellers blir jeg skuffa..

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

[Jaqo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALTFOR LETT!!! Lord of the Rings - The fellowship of the Rings


Neste:


1: One.
2: One.
3: One.
1: Two.
2: Two.
3: Two.
1: Three.
2: Three.
3: Three.
1: Four.
2: Four.
3: Four.
1: Five.
2: Five.
3: Five.
2: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

[Langemin]

SPACEBALLS! SPACEBALLS! SPACEBALLS! SPACEBALLS!

Neste: "Hush, little baby, Don't you cry! Kali's gonna give you eternal life!"

[Tittan]

Det er fra The Crow 2, eller The Crow: City of Angels som den egentlig heter... Fine filmen!

Coach: Stan.
Cheerleader: Yes, Coach.
Coach: I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now!

og

You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds.

[Tittan]

Seriøst folkens! Nå skuffer dere... Er det virkelig ingen som husker denne filmen?

Klassikeren for alle oss nerder - Revenge of the Nerds

Jaja, får ta en enklere en da...

CFK: As CFK who owns eighty-two thousand, six hundred and thirty-four shares of public transit - you see, I do have a general idea of my holdings - I sympathize with you. CFK is a scoundrel. His paper should be run out of town. A committee should be formed to boycott him. You may, if you can form such a committee, put me down for a contribution of one thousand dollars.

(Jeg bruker initialene til mannen som snakker for at dette skal bli enda lettere... denne filmen er en klassiker! Ã…rhundrets beste ble den kalt!)

[Jaqo]

OIOIOI!!! den filmen der er ikke annet enn helt vanvittig konge!!!

Citizen Kane er og blir en av mine desidert største favoritter gjennom tidene!!!

Vil fortsette litt i klassiker-genren jeg


[last lines]
1: Almost at the moment He died, I heard Him say, "Father, forgive them for they know not what they do."
2: Even then.
1: Even then. And I felt His voice take the sword out of my hand.

[Tittan]

Mhm... Ben Hur ja... kongefilmen!

Her er en western:

"When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot."

[arntis]

Hah! En klassiker fra Clint'ern. Den er selvfølgelig fra "For en neve dollar", eller "Per un pugno di dollari", som den heter på originalen...

Nok en klassiker:

Church Painter: Why should one always make people happy? It might be a good idea to scare them once in a while.
Jöns: Then they'll close their eyes and refuse to look.
Church Painter: They'll look. A skull is more interesting than a naked woman.
Jöns: If you do scare them...
Church Painter: Then they think.
Jöns: And then?
Church Painter: They'll become more scared.

[Asfrith]

Hummm... Det sjunde inseglet. Bergman-filmer er ikke favoritten min, men noen har man da sett.

Ny klassiker:

M: Aren't you ashamed now? Aren't you? Spiders now, is it? Flies ain't good enough!
R: Flies? Flies? Poor puny things! Who wants to eat flies?
M: You do, you loony!
R: Not when I can get nice fat spiders!
M: All right, have it your own way.

[Jaqo]

Hihi, Dracula fra 1931


Neste, og nå er vi tilbake til "nåtidens" filmer igjen:

"From now on, we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. And it's not a miracle, we just decided to go."

[Tittan]

Apollo 13

"Don't push me, little C. If you hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck!"

[SparrowN]

Alien: Resurrection fra '97, om jeg ikke tager heilt feil.

Min tur!

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."

[arntis]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Den uforglemmelige monologen til gangsteren Rory Breaker (Vas Blackwood).

Hvis du vil se den samme skuespilleren i en helt annen rolle, så er han også i Mean Machine, også der med Vinnie Jones som medspiller.

Litt i samme sjanger:

BT: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

[Jaqo]

Samma sjanger ja, indeed. Nesten samme film, spør du meg! Snatch! Like geniale begge de filmene der!!!



Next:

1: 2, you're wandering all over the track!
2: Yeah, well this son of a bitch just slammed into me.
1: No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.

[Jaqo]

da var det over ett døgn uten at noe savrte ja... Ingen som har sett Days of Thunder altså??

Neivel. Da prøver vi med denne da:


"You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something. No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as "prose". No, I'm talking about the lack of realism. Realism; not a pervasive element in today's modern American cinematic vision. Take Dog Day Afternoon, for example. Arguably Pacino's best work, short of Scarface and Godfather Part 1, of course. Masterpiece of directing, easily Lumet's best. The cinematography, the acting, the screenplay, all top-notch. But... they didn't push the envelope. Now what if in Dog Day, Sonny REALLY wanted to get away with it? What if - now here's the tricky part - what if he started killing hostages right away? No mercy, no quarter. "Meet our demands or the pretty blonde in the bellbottoms gets it the back of the head." Bam, splat! What, still no bus? Come on! How many innocent victims splattered across a window would it take to have the city reverse its policy on hostage situations? And this is 1976; there's no CNN, there's no CNBC, there's no internet! Now fast forward to today, present time, same situation. How quickly would the modern media make a frenzy over this? In a matter of hours, it'd be biggest story from Boston to Budapest! Ten hostages die, twenty, thirty; bam bam, right after another, all caught in high-def, computer-enhanced, color corrected. You can practically taste the brain matter. All for what? A bus, a plane? A couple of million dollars that's federally insured? I don't think so. Just a thought. I mean, it's not within the realm of conventional cinema... but what if?"

[Tittan]

Hehe... den filmen så vi ja... og Vegard måtte hoppe tilbake tre ganger, fordi han synes Halle Berry har fine pupper - Anniken ble litt småirritert, men de er da gift fremdeles

Swordfish - gøy film!

Next up (trick question!):
No one but me can save myself, but it to late. Now I can't think, think why I should even try. Yesterday seems as though it never existed. Death Greets me warm, now I will just say good-bye.

[Jaqo]

Hmm.... den blei visst for vanskelig.
Trur nok du må avsløre den...

[arntis]

Oi! Tittan, filmsitater, ikke sangtekster!

Metallica: Fade to Black, by the way...

[Asfrith]

Ingenting som sier at det bare må være filmtitler.

[Jaqo]

Men med tanke på at det så og si har vært bare filmsitater helt fra starten her... kan vi ikke bare fortsette med det da?
Eller må det da startes en heeeeeeelt ny lek som kalles "Filmsitatleken" eller.no??