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[Lillebror]

[Vaffeldyret]

[sufline]

''Stupid is as stupid does.''

Smarte Forrest Gump

[KamikazeKaninen]

Truth is cool but unattainable...

Julio Zapata: Traveling is really cool.
Tenoch: Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane.

Shampoo...Shampoo, por favor!

Fra den urkomiske filmen "Y tu mamá también"

[KamikazeKaninen]

Var inte orolig. Jag kan berätta en historia frän mitt eget liv som påminner mycket om detta, fast dä mäste jag ta den på engelska. Annars börjar jag grina och det vill jag inte...

I had a little frog once. A little green frog. Very cute. And I loved that frog very much. He meant everything to me. And one day I woke up...the frog was gone. And I thought to myself, that if the frog is gone, I'm going to kill myself. So I stood there, in my boy room with my stepfathers gun, pointing at myself, ready to kill. The little frog walks into the room like this (finger movements). And he stands and looks at me... Then I understood, that if you really, really love someone as my frog did with me, they come back. And that's not only animals, it could be people also. So if Slim Sussie loves you, she...will come back, I promise. She's coming back. Be happy and jump on your moped and take a ride around the city and burn out and have fun. You and your moped. Thank you for listening. Over and out.

[toth42]

[Baj]

Fra den absolutt elskverdige Boondock Saints...

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

--

Detective Duffy: This was their target, the fag-man.
Paul Smecker: The what-man?
[awkward pause]
Detective Duffy: The fat man.
Paul Smecker: Well, well. Freud was right.

--

Murphy: [at the police station] Is there any way that we could stay here?
Officer Chaffey: Uh, yeah, we have an extra holding cell, you guys could... Can they stay?
Paul Smecker: [sheepish grin] Well, we'll have to check with your mom... But it's okay with me if your friends sleep over.

--

Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

[KamikazeKaninen]

Have no fear, 'cause Pølsa has a lot of beer

[Zatharee]

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.

Ilsa: I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met...
Rick: Was La Belle Aurore.
Ilsa: How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
Rick: Not an easy day to forget.
Ilsa: No.
Rick: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

..Casablanca...

[KamikazeKaninen]

"Ikke bare gjør no da, stå der!" - Kaninen fra Alice i Eventyrland.

[mathianus]

" oompla, loompa."

"i'm funny how? like, a clown funny?"

[Stain Boy]

Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois Griffin: And what did you do?
Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one.
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B.A. Baracus: I pity the fool who goes out tryin' a' take over da world, then runs home cryin' to his momma!

[Puseklatt]

The Emperor's New Groove er konge!
Spesielt når hu slemme finner ut at Kronk har gjort keiseren til en lama og sier "AND YOU TURNED HIM INTO A LLAMA?!?!"
og så skal hun gjøre ham om til en loppe og sier noe som " I'll turn him into a flea and I'll but that flea in a box, and I'll put that box in another box. And then I'll mail it to myself, and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer!!!" og så ler hun ondt...
Isma heter hun... eller noe sånnt...
Hele den filmen er fryktelig morsom, men den MÅ ses på engelsk!


Og så fra Zoolander: "You know Hansel, he's so hot right now"
også fra Zoolander: "orange mocca frappuchino"


og fra austin powers in godmember når han nederlenderen sier "smoke and a pancake?" osv osv osv "flapjack and a cigarette" og når austin powers og faren (the faachaa) sier neitakk sier han "well, there's just no pleasing you then"

og selvfølgelig alle tarrantinofilmer der samuel l jackson sier "bad motherfucker". det er kult.

Monthy python's flying circus-sketsjen med den flyvende sauen: "he is the most dangerous of all animals - a smart sheep" om sauen som lurer de andre sauene til å tro at de er fugler.
og i sketsjen etterpå, med to franskmenn og en sau på en plansje som egentlig er et fly når de spør "Mais! ou sont les voyageurs? ou sont le bagage? ICI!!!!!" (okay.. fransken er litt rusten....)

Og så klassikeren... "and now for something completely different...."

[Tittan]

Zed's dead...

[Knappestøper]

I Killing Zoe, når han amrikaneren blir md gamle franske kompisen sin hjem og får omvisning i huset. han frasnke kompisen hans peker på ei katte i gangen og sier (unnskyld, men husker ikke helt ordrett):
"Thats the cat"
amr.:"Is the cat dead??"
"i dont knåw, it haz been zleeping here thze last three (?) days..."
"I think its dead.."
"the cat iz dead?"
her sparker han til den, og de bare velter over eller no.. rimli død lissom...
"Yez, thze cat iz dead.. hm.. now if you need to call, thzere iz thze phone."

hihi..

[wertoi]

Snatch:

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

For ikke å snakke om hele åpningsmonologen..

[KamikazeKaninen]

Shaun of the dead: You got red on you.

[Pyro]

[Pyro]

Lange flate ballær:
-Jeg har jo ikke pult engang! Jeg kan være homo uten å veta det!
- Nappar'u i løken når'u ser på nakne kæller ' a?

Politiet vinker bilen ut og når dem sveiver ned vinduet klager han over at det stinker av alkohol der, hvorpå han i pasajersetet sveiver ned vinduet og sier - Bedre nå?

Geniale filme!

[KamikazeKaninen]

The Libertine: I have, I hope, many reputations.