Chuck Norris Karate Jeans !

[ellemelle]

 Chuck Norris Karate Jeans !

[Haaa]

Kjekke bukser da, blir vanskelig å gå ned i spagaten med vanlige olabukser

[mathianus]

har alltid ønsket meg et par sånne. også ønsker jeg også å bli forfulgt av et apache helikopter på en øde landevei, tilfeldigvis ha en stinger/scud rakettkaster på lasteplanet og tilslutt ende opp i nevekamp med piloten. My hero

[Eyden]

Hahah! Genialt! Jeg visste en eller annen martial arts-fanatiker måtte finne på noe sånt. Og var det ikke chuck himself da? Geniale mannen. Synd at jeg ikke går i olabukser da.. kan ikke fordra stoffet *grøss*

Men nå har jeg jo alltid testet ut mine bukser før handelen da. Mye loose fit på gang der. Til og med dressbuksa mi strekker slik at jeg fint sparker i hodehøyde med den. Alltid beredt! Og komfortabel

[Tittan]

[Ennasus]

Sparkebukse.. Hehehh

[ellemelle]

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not
because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down
until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always
says, "Two seconds 'til."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he
roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he
gets the pleasure.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born,
roundhouse kick-related deaths
have increased 13,000 percent

There are no disabled people. Only people who have
met Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There
is only another fist.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost
a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris
himself to lure more pirates to him.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one
Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it,honey."and went into
his
back yard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it
whole and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked
and
came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had
done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to
the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas
Ranger; it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris
roundhouse kicked in the face that day.

If you unscramble the letters in "Chuck Norris" you
get "Huck corn, sir."

That is why every fall, Chuck travels to Nebraska
and burns the entire state down.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has
never cried.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to
people anyway.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck
Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.
Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does
not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse
kicks to the face. He also requires no
wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo
meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in
time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck
met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them.
JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his
rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Chuck roundhouse
kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't
stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles".
Chuck Norrisdid not respond, he simply stared at him until he
exploded.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply
pointing at her and saying "booyah!"

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his
finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop
the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative
of sending Chuck Norris.
His reasoning? It was more "humane".

Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger.
When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law
and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you
can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century
was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was
in
fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as
hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I
already lost my virginity." then you are dead